Funneh

Yo my peeps, Its ALYSA here, and Ash is too busy grooming himself(hehehe) to notice that I'm on his computer. So yes, I plan to do some serious SABOTAGE. If I spelled that right. Heheh.

So first of all, I want to say ALL the embarassing things about Ash...well, at least some of them.


1) He spends about half hour doing his hair...
2) He once fell asleep on the bathroom floor
3) He sleeps sometimes on flowered sheets (xDDDD)
4) He has horse models next to his car models
5) He knows so much about horses and cars, hes a walking dictionary.
6)He has a cat named Zypher(aka: PUFFY)
7)He......used to be obsessed with drawing cats
8)He roleplays warrior cats on Furcadia (but so do I...)
9) He roleplays on myspace as Bagheera, from The Jungle Book
10) He once had a pink coat :D


Haha. Here's some pictures of Zypher...hes just so darn cute <33





:D

He's coming back, so....CHOW!

*Alysa

:D

PS. Ash is weird but cool xD

Camping Fun

What is better than the warm sun, the sand in your clothes, the smell of pine and cedar, the lovely sun-kissed skin, the cool water?



Exactly, and don't forget TENT BATTLES.



hahaha, so yes, I was camping at the lake the past week. It was amazing.





So we had TENT BATTLES, which is where we have teams/tent members, with a tent leader, and they compete on their own personal goals for the week. There were three tents this week:





Tent number UNO:
The Sex Gods

Tent Captain: Cooper
Members:
Coop (cooper)
Seth
Nathin
Sam
Tent Goal: Get as many girls to think their about to lose their virginity


Tent number TWO:
The Hooter-Holders
Tent Captain: Zayla
Members:
Zayla
Savy
Dianne
Alexy
Tent Goal: See how many guys will ask them to sleep with them

Tent number TRES:
The Amazing Asses
Tent Captain: Haha, me
Members:
Meh
Jaynee
David
James
Clary
Tent Goal: See how long it takes for a girl/guy to smack our asses


Sooo, haha, yea, obviously, hopefully, you can tell that when the friends are camping, we go by absolutely NO RULES.

The funny thing is, is that a lot of the people already have boyfriends and girlfriends, per say, Cooper and Savy, Zayla is now sleeping with Seth, Dianne found David, etc.

It was quite fun, though.

The tent who one was........everyone. we tied, really.

The Amazing Asses got their butts smacked about 30 times.

The H-H's were able to get 29 guys to ask if they would sleep with them.

And the SGs had 29 girls believe they were about to lose their virginities...though some of them weren't virgins...haha.

It was hilarious what happened to Nathin. He was the first to have a prostitute (That went by the name of Amee) ask if they were going to have sex. I was the only one in the bar with Nathin at the time, and I spilled half my drink. Why? Because this happened as followed:


Nathin and Amee are making out on the bar stool next to me.
I'm sipping my drink.
Amee looks at Nathin*: How old are you, anyway?
I keep sipping my drink as Nathin adjusts his glasses.
Nate: I'm old enough
Amee: Want to go to a motel? *does something that I almost choked on my drink*
Nathin: Maybe...
I constantly try not to laugh.
Amee breathes: will you pay me for how good I am?
Nathin: How much is maximum wage:
Amee: Depends on how good it is.

Ok, for some reason I couldn't keep a straight face. I might have been a little immature, but after three to four drinks, its hard not to laugh at the sight of one of your best friends talking about sex with a prostitute..

So then Nathin got up, straightened his hair and looked at Amee and said: "I will NOT have sex with you, slut."

Now Nathin is kind of a geeky guy. You know, he wears the sweater vests, hikes up his pants, wears harry potter glasses, has pale hair....but seeing this come out of his mouth made me fall over....ok, so maybe I had about 5 drinks, but that was IT. I swear.

So "Amee" got up smacked my ass (yes mine >.>) and stalked away, giving Nate a good smack in the face with her large purse.

Thats really all I remember from that night....I think we stumbled back into the tents and I passed out...haha.

It was a fun trip though, and no, there wasn't a whole lot of drinking. I probably drank the least, though I'm not as wild as the others..haha.

There is more, and more...and to me I'd find it funny, but I'm not quite sure you'd find it humorous unless you were drunk and stumbling over sticks to get back to bed before we get caught...

But no one was injured, no one was really hurt.

I got tan, but then again all of us did. Haha, so...yea.

That was a clip of Camping with no Parental Units!

Haha see ya,

~Ash

Hm...Interesting.

You know what I find interesting?

What Ash?

How one girl, wants to buy my blog from me, just because I have the URL of Amazingfates.blogspot....etc.

You're selling your blog?

No, I'm just relocating...

Its for a price that I can't ignore (its $250, which I think is just kinda over the limit) and its not like its going to anyone too over exaggerated.

250 bucks? Thats awesome money there. Who are you selling your blog to?

This my chaps, will make you laugh.


I'm selling it to my sister.

Yes, Alysa has offered me her savings for the title of Amazing Fates. I thought I'd give it to her (as a birthday present, and only take $100 out of the 250) since her birthday is only a week before mine. (another reason we're quite close)

I have no idea where I'm moving yet...so stay posted, or tuned, whatever

~Ash

'Ello, my brother's fans! Alysa here o' course. and yes, I bought Amazing Fates blog because....I want it. heheheh, no. I wanted it for a group thing-a-majig I'm doing for school next year.

Its Called....well, Amazing Fates.

Its a group where people of all cliques and groups can come and talk like no one is listening. Like at sleepovers and stuff, you talk about whats really bothering you, and no one talks about it beyond that room? Kinda like...well I shouldn't say anything over the Internet about me, or Ash, because then he would just chase me down the street, trying to tackle me. Haha, I wuv me brother.

Anyway, its kinda based for all grades, so if you want you can join Amazing Fates, because, even though a soon-to-be 14 year-old will be running it, I am in total and complete control. Everyone signs a contract, and they can't say anything to ANYONE. Ash says that soon we'll go on strike against our parents, which was NOT my intentions. So nyahhhh at Ash.


Anyway, I best be off.

Wonderful Wishes, and Amazing Fates,

*Alysa

Grreat, just perfect

I am mad....no, no no. furious.


Why are you furious, Ash?

Thanks for asking, and I'm furious because its almost midnight, and my parents came in to talk to me.

You don't like talking to your parents, Ash?

I do, but its when they come in to announce that they're shipping you off to boarding school next year that really gets under my skin.

You're going to boarding school!? You can't, Ash!?

Will you at least have a computer with you, Ash?!

Yes, I will have a laptop. But it still makes me infuriated since I had no voice in this at all. At all.

What's worse, is that its on the other side of the country!

Its in Florida, and they say it will "Fit my need of education."
I'm not stupid! I mean, why do they bother? I'm graduating next year...
My parents bother me now.

All they say to me has something to do with the school.

I'll post later, maybe with more info....

Good, because we love you, and we want to know where you're going!

Thank you, my wonderful fans, I will tell you more later.


~Ash


P.S. - The school I'm probably going to is called Montverde Academy. And Alysa (my best buddy, little sister) may be going there too....hm.

Ok...

So this morning, I was -again- staring at the envelope that help my father's signature. or address. whatever. I decided that I'd save myself from the torture and I opened it.

Inside, was a card. It was a birthday card that said "Son-Happy 7th Birthday! You're growing up!" blah blah blah.

I am turning 17.....so here is my thanks:


Thanks Dad, you left us and sent me a card thats about ten years late! At least its one month early! --->Birthday is Sept. 8<---- So thank you!


I guess I'm furious. Its idiotic and bad parenting of my father.

Oh well, what can I expect? Him to come racing home from God knows where and hug me when I turn 17? When I'm used to being a "man"? What will he want to do? Play with my old hot wheels? Push me down a slide where I get stuck because its too little?

He's a little late for that, but at least my mum is still here. Haha


~Ash

PS. Thank your fathers and mums, you never know when they will leave. It can be like that *snaps fingers* and you will never see them again in your lifetime.

Surprised? I am.

Why are you Surprised, Ash?

Thank you for asking, and why I am surprised is because today, I got a letter.
And it wasn't just any letter.

It was from my father

(Ok, let me explain this: My family consists of 7 females and 1 male, there is

Jennifer (jenni) who's 30
Alex who's 27
Tiffany (Tiffy) who's 23
Stefani (Stefi) who's 21
me (Ash ^-^) and you all know my age, most of you, at least
and then Alysa, who's 14

then there's my mother, who's 52

and when Alysa was about 2, my Birth father left us, and we had no way to find him/talk to him. So we just figured he'd moved on and didn't want to be our family. (I know, sad isn't it?)
But my mother decided that he wasn't worth her tears and a couple years later, remarried to an english gentlemen from her childhood. So he's now my Step-father, and he raised me pretty much. So, after 12 years, why would my father contact me? and me only?)

I haven't really opened the envelope yet. Personally, I'm scared as to what it has to say.

What if its a plane ticket to scotland, and my father suddenly wants me to live over there with him?

What if its a letter telling me that I'm not his blood son...and that I'm living with stage parents?

What if its a letter telling me that he died and I get his fortune in lambs ( seriously, thats what my father would end up doing. Paying with lambs.)

What if its a will? Telling me that I get anything and my sisters get squat because their not of the male gender?


So, as I'm looking at it now, I'm wondering why my father would only contact me. I'll open it once the shock slows down, that or the curiousity finally makes me do it.....hm.

Hoorah for the Red, White, And Blue!

I know that I posted early this morning, at what? 1 'o clock am? Well, I'm posting again in true honor of Independence day/Fourth of July.

So let's review, shall we?


In 1776, we beat the British and sent them home, after events that should not be repeated.

For instance, the British was cruel. They taxed the not-yet americans for tea and foods. Tea. So yes, my family has Tea Time, but thats also what one would call Lunch to us, we just like to call it Tea Time so my mother doesn't get homesick (since she was born in Liverpool, England).

Carrying on, The Patriots were born, and they killed a lot of the British. So there were a lot of wars, and then there was the BIG one.

The American Revolution, which consisted of smaller wars at certain places that crossed the first thirteen states of America.

After a while we won the Revolution when the Leader of the British Armies surrendered to our dear George Washington and of couse, the French came. :)

So the British went back on ships across the Ocean back to the command of King George III(?) and we celebrated, therefore announcing that July 4 is a wonderous day of Independence.

My Family is one of the most enthusiastic celebraters. My parents were born in a different country, therefor they weren't known well to the American Revolution. (Well, my mom was, since shes from England. My dad learned it in his schooling, but I don't think he listened since I gave him the whole lesson again after I learned it) So to announce that we are indeed, American, we buy the most expensive and pretty fireworks, and set them off at My Aunt's house on Camano.

Its wonderful.

We should really all celebrate Independence Day, because If you think how crappy it would be to still be under rule of England (No offense to Great Britain). We'd be taxed ridiculously. So thank those who died for you and I, otherwise, America wouldn't be so grand as it is now, and I'd probably be living in Scotland for all I know.

So Hoorah for the Free and the Brave!



Pride is a good thing, just don't Brag :)

~Ash

PS. Hoorah for my Second post!

Opening Day!

Whoot!

Today I finally Created my Blog
That, my chums, is fantastic!

Why?

Because I wrote a looong post on The Boards saying that I was going to start a blog and I haven't gotten to it until now. So, this was a Check mark on my large To-Do list.


So today, was horrible!
I got in another fight today.
I was getting sick and Tired of Andrew, and so he started calling me Frenchie (I am not french. I'm english-scottish) and then he swung at me; all the while Clary was watching. Anyway, I gave him another black eye (I won't be surprised if he looks like a raccoon tomorrow) and I left with only one black eye. Oh well, At least my headache went away!

Also, I realized how hilarious the speakers sound in the free dictionary. Its ridiculously hilarious.

Listen for yourslf if you don't believe me:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ridiculous

First click on the Great Britian Flag, then click the lone speaker down below, by the pronunciation of Ridiculous.

I may be immature at this, but something about it makes me laugh.

anyway, its 1:45, I should probably be off to bed!

Happy Independence Day!

~Ash