Q&A Addition....3!

So, this is my third addition of Question and Answer. Isn't that awesome?


Do you ever like to listen to yourself talk because you think your voice is sexy?
Totally ;D
Joking, no

IS your voice sexy?
People say I have a sexy voice, but to me...
I don't like commenting on my personal appearances lol

Have you ever had the urge to die your hair PINK?
Yes, in fact it was for Halloween when I was 13, I wanted to die my hair pink because my group of friends were all going as opposites (Ex: All the guys had to be something girly, all the girls had to be something boy-ish)

Do you believe you can FLY????Have you ever jumped into a pool and yelled "HOT DAMN THAT WATER'S COLD!!
Hahaha, Not aloud, but in my head,
Yes

"Can you throw your hands in the AYER A-AYER???

As a matter fact, I can :)



Haha, so that was Addition three.


Next post will be more serious.

Haha, I hope xD


~Ash

Q&A Addition 2

Yayyy

Random Questions that will at the end of this post be answered!

Ok, so, Jay answered my request, and she asked me multiple questions. I will answer them...now:


What's your favorite color?
My Favorite Color is neon blue :)

What's your favorite movie?
Personally, Its a tie between Iron Man and Transformers

Did you ever dress up like a superhero with your underwear over your pants?
Yes, I did, when I was under 12

Do you secretly think your real parents live on Mars and you were adopted by a human family from earth?
No, I don't, sadly

Do random pointless questions bother you?
No, they are quite entertaining :)

Did you ever walk on four legs pretending you were a dog but saying "moo"?
Yes, when I was....5?

Did you ever wish for something and then feel bad later because your wish came true?
Yes. I wished that it would be me than anyone else, and then it happened, and then I just went: "Oh shit." Excuse the language.

Did you ever scare little kids by making funny faces at them?
Hahahahaha Many times

Why is the sky blue and not tickle me pink?
I can't remember

Have you ever looked in the mirror and said/yelled "DAMN I'M SEXY!"?
hahaha I have at school, and I was amazed by the looks I got xD

If answered no to the above question, "Will you do so now?"
Sorry, People are sleeping around me

Have you ever worn a dress and secretly liked it?
No, Zayla forced me into a dress one-time....I really didn't like it

Did you look like a pretty princess?
No, I looked like a homo (no offense) with boxer shorts under a tight sparkly pink dress

Have you ever wanted to do a B&E and later come to realize you just wanted to kick some doors in? (Dane Cook reference)
Lol

Have you ever had an encouter with DJ Diddles?
Nah, sorry

Have you ever made waffles while singing "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred?
Interesting you bring that up. Yes, I did as a dare one time.

Have you ever done the Numa Numa dance in a robe with the window blinds wide open?
I'm sorry, but no I have not

Have you ever had a whipped cream fight?
Hell yea

Have you ever pole danced?
hahaha
No comment

Have you ever screamed "I'm a sexy beast" at the top of your lungs in a crowded room?
Sadly I have not, but Many of my friends have for me.

Did these questions make you laugh?
Extremely

Did they make you feel awkward?

Some of them, but not all lol





So that was my Q&A for today!

Night,

~Ash

PS. Go ahead and ask questions, I don't mind answering them, they are actually entertaining!

Oh Canada

So.


I know what you're thinking.

Well, if you were zayla, you'd be thinking:


ASH! where the *bleep* hae you been? I have been freaking checking this *cuss word* blog all the time, because according to Clary, YOU DIDN"T POST ABOUT HOMECOMING or even ABOUT YOUR *Stupid is a naughty word :p* TRIP TO CANADA! WHERE THE *Wow Zayla has an explicit mind* ARE YOU NOW ADAYS!??


Thank you Zayla's permanant mark on my mind to share that...

No, I have been to homecoming, I am dealing with being a father, I am planning my future already, and yes

I am in Canada!

Victoria, to be exact. I Drove to Vancouver the first three nights, went to the Hard Rock Cafe, went to a couple shops, you know. I was a tourist. :)

Then I came back into the states, then took a ferry to Victoria, which is in canada. In Victoria I went to mueseums mostly (I want to write a Realistic Fiction novel when I'm older, and I'm researching pretty much) . I read about Natie American Nomads in Canada. I was a weird kid among old people. Ya know, they asked if I was a history major, then when I told them I want to work on Cars and be a collector they just kinda walked away after that.

Kidding, I told them I want to have a literature major. I'm not too mean to elders..mostly.

I saw Dinosuars today :) I've been telling everyone that today because besides calling Clary, that was one of the highlights in my day. It was kind of awkwardly cool...if you know what I mean.

Because I am 18, I go into a Dinosuar mueseum, and there are little kids running around, pulling exhausted guardians along with them. And Here I am, a soon-to-be father acting as excited as a kid to see the femur of a Tyranosuarus Rex. What a lovely dad I'll be.

I am having a problem spelling today. I am getting confused with Vowels today. Its really bothering me.


I am totally not tired, een though its midnight and I have to drive the three hours back home tomorrow. Why? I know what someone would ask me:

Did you have more Caffine today, Ash?


No. I have not had caffine since my rant on the Boards thank you. Me+Coffee=NO WAY ARE WE GOING TO LIVE...kidding, again. But I seriously have these spazz attacks that aren't normal for me. And that can be hazardous in Canada, since I'm alone.

ANYWAY, why I'm really excited and talking really weird by saying "totally, and like, etc" is because tomorrow, I go home and get to see Clary. :)


Oh gof, I wish I could say I was drunk, because I really feel like it (god I keep wanting to type totally, I AM HANGING OUT WITH TOO MANY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. no offense or anything...I need to call Seth and Cooper when I get home now...they need to bring back my manliness) Again, wish I could say I was drunk, high, just got my head through a brick wall, something that would make up for this......rant.

What is the point of this blog anyway? I mean really, I hope you guys are laughing your ass off, because I at this moment, am sitting in an icicle room. I got a hotel that gave me a room, with no heat. yes. In canada. the practically population of 1 country because there is NOTHING THERE, JUST FREAKING ICE AND SNOW, and they gave me a room with only three blankets, and a giant door that does not lock.

How safe do I feel? As safe as being in prison, thats how safe I feel.

Oh god, ok, So I was talking to Clary right, and in the background of her phone, I hear this:


"Oh no, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square, R-A-P-E, Get that thing away from me, RAPE! RAPE!"


Guess who was singing it?

Your mom? No.

Clary? No..

Alysa? Bingo.

She created that song with her new boyfriend (who reminds me a lot of Nathin) when they were "bored and had nothing to do".

Oh well, better than having intercourse.

So anyway, I'm freezing cold, in Canada, hoping I am not appealing to any runaway sex offenders who have an interest in guys...

Ok really, have you ever noticed, that a lot of guys aren't raped a lot? I mean, yea the high school gym teachers and the freaky plastic Jackson guy, but really, offenders mostly prey on girls...just a random thought.

My god, what is this blog about?

About nothing. About making you LAUGH. I hoped you laughed during this...


I mean...really....

I feel like talking like a valley girl........no offense..

GOD WHAT AM I SAYING...

I think I should probably go before I act too much like my sister....

I should sleep....

what was I going to tell you...

It was something you wanted to know too...
Damn...

It was good, and once I remember it, I'll tell you....

In my next blog I'm going to answer questions...

SO LEAVE QUESTIONS.

THey can be simple, like:

What's your favorite drink from Starbucks?

or

what's your favorite animal?

I am in desparate need to call cooper and Seth...now. Sunday, we are hanging out.

Alright Coop? Alright Seth? Ok. Bring Zayla and Savy, they probably want to hang out with Clary anyway.

anyway............................

Its entertaining to watch the periods go by.....

really, try it.

...........................................


I don't sound eighteen.

I sound like a twelve year old girl (no offense)

gosh I'm being offensive today.

Ok, just one more fun word.....


Crap I forgot it.

OH I REMEBER IT..


"Holy Geez, Batman!"


I love comics, you can ask me almost anything about comics and I'll knowthem. Except sadly, I'm not a huge fan of Marvel comics. They are just copying DC comics.

I like Superman, Batman, and Flash more than I like the Hulk or....hmm, what other lame marvel character.

I liked the Fantastic Four, and I also like Spiderman and Iron Man, but...DC comics just makes me happy.

I think I am now considered a freak.


See ya in the United States,

~ASH

11:54

So


I haven't been on here a whole lot...

Sorry for that.


Well, I really want it to snow. It's been freezing ass cold and Clary still thinks its too hot.

I have to say I feel sorry for women now, they have to go through a lot of stuff when they're pregnant.

Theres nothing really to talk about, at least, about me.

I guess I've been kind of bothered lately. It seems that ever since the new school year started, everything's changed.

I mean, obviously, Clary being pregnant has changed my whole household.


(Clary has a blog now...
http://sincerelymylove.blogspot.com/ )


Alysa and I...I don't know. I guess that she has a boyfriend now...and its not the guy that tried to rape her, which is good. I've met him a couple times, reminds me kind of like me, haha.

Still getting used to the fact that I'm going to be a father....Kind of awkward I guess, because now when people look at me at school, they probably see a kid who got drunk and slept with his best friend without protection. Wonderful.

Well, this has been a fun post, eh?

God.....there really is nothing to talk about is there....hmm.


yep....

Keep Reading, hopefully it'll get more interesting...

I hope..


~Ash


PS. Check out this song, its older, but its cool:

With Arms Wide Open - Creed

Q&A

A little while ago, someone asked me:

Why do guys say they love someone, and then they date another? Why waste your time with a girl who you don't love? Why not spend that time with the one you do?


It made me think a minute, and I have what I think is a sufficent answer.


It is common now, that very few people know what love is. The word "love" is thrown out of mouths as if it was a common word, such as No, Yes, or I. Most guys, and even girls, have yet to know what Love is.

Each person has a different time where they meet who they really love, and sometimes, people who wait for their "perfect match" can often never love. Why? Because a person that matches all your expectations is almost impossible to find.

Mixed signals is just confusion, they don't know if they like you or not, or they do, but afraid they won't afterwards.

Also, when it comes to dating in school, it is hard, because you rarely see two people who know each other extremely well dating. Its more frequent that people just like how they see you, from your appearance physically, mentally, and emotionally.

Why people don't stay in love is because they like what they see, and once they start knowing their boyfriend/girlfriend extremely well, they may find more things they don't like than traits they do like; which causes difficulty.

There's also the fact of reputations. Some people will go out because they want to boost their reps, or their popularity. This causes difficulty also when a boy/girl likes someone who is in a different group, and is simply afraid to admit that they like him/her, so they set out mixed signals.

School is harsh and so is love.

You have to find love for yourself, its hard, and its like an endless journey, and sometimes, you have things that will decrease the relationship as well as boost it.

When Clary and I first met in third grade, I admit I had the biggest crush on her, and once we started to get to know each other, I saw her more as a sister than a girlfriend. Now I see her as something more, maybe because she's pregnant with my child (most likely) or that we realized that we've liked each other for a long time, and since we're so close, we can deal with each other 24/7. I love Clary, and I have to say that I wouldn't give her up for anything.

Yea, things get awkward, but once you pass the awkward feelings, you see what you really like and dislike. Not everyone finds who they will love in the future when they're young, its different for everyone.

Let me just give you a tip: Save your big choices for the ones you really think you love and that they love you back. I'd hate to see any of the people reading this' lives thrown away because of a wrong decision.

I've made my mistakes, and I will live with them, but I've also had prep work for this kind of stuff (another benefit of having seven woman in the household and only two men). So think before you act, then you won't regret it.


Keep Reading,


~Ash

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So, things are starting to slow down for me...sort of.

This past month has been like the living hell.

Or, it is at least.

Let's make a list, shall we?

1. Two of my favorite people are now pregnant

2. I may not have enough money to go to college

3. I had to some of my most favorite places

4. Tiffany and Alex are back.

5. Alex is getting married to a rapist

6. My cat got hit by a car

7. My dog died the other day.





Its been a joyful september. You know you love it when it comes back and bites you in the ass.
>.>

Anyway, its amazing how things change in just one month.

First you're picking which college you're going to, then you're thinking about when you want to get married.

Well, I'll talk to you later...

~Ash

PS. Did I mention that Clary's pregnant?