Camping Fun

What is better than the warm sun, the sand in your clothes, the smell of pine and cedar, the lovely sun-kissed skin, the cool water?



Exactly, and don't forget TENT BATTLES.



hahaha, so yes, I was camping at the lake the past week. It was amazing.





So we had TENT BATTLES, which is where we have teams/tent members, with a tent leader, and they compete on their own personal goals for the week. There were three tents this week:





Tent number UNO:
The Sex Gods

Tent Captain: Cooper
Members:
Coop (cooper)
Seth
Nathin
Sam
Tent Goal: Get as many girls to think their about to lose their virginity


Tent number TWO:
The Hooter-Holders
Tent Captain: Zayla
Members:
Zayla
Savy
Dianne
Alexy
Tent Goal: See how many guys will ask them to sleep with them

Tent number TRES:
The Amazing Asses
Tent Captain: Haha, me
Members:
Meh
Jaynee
David
James
Clary
Tent Goal: See how long it takes for a girl/guy to smack our asses


Sooo, haha, yea, obviously, hopefully, you can tell that when the friends are camping, we go by absolutely NO RULES.

The funny thing is, is that a lot of the people already have boyfriends and girlfriends, per say, Cooper and Savy, Zayla is now sleeping with Seth, Dianne found David, etc.

It was quite fun, though.

The tent who one was........everyone. we tied, really.

The Amazing Asses got their butts smacked about 30 times.

The H-H's were able to get 29 guys to ask if they would sleep with them.

And the SGs had 29 girls believe they were about to lose their virginities...though some of them weren't virgins...haha.

It was hilarious what happened to Nathin. He was the first to have a prostitute (That went by the name of Amee) ask if they were going to have sex. I was the only one in the bar with Nathin at the time, and I spilled half my drink. Why? Because this happened as followed:


Nathin and Amee are making out on the bar stool next to me.
I'm sipping my drink.
Amee looks at Nathin*: How old are you, anyway?
I keep sipping my drink as Nathin adjusts his glasses.
Nate: I'm old enough
Amee: Want to go to a motel? *does something that I almost choked on my drink*
Nathin: Maybe...
I constantly try not to laugh.
Amee breathes: will you pay me for how good I am?
Nathin: How much is maximum wage:
Amee: Depends on how good it is.

Ok, for some reason I couldn't keep a straight face. I might have been a little immature, but after three to four drinks, its hard not to laugh at the sight of one of your best friends talking about sex with a prostitute..

So then Nathin got up, straightened his hair and looked at Amee and said: "I will NOT have sex with you, slut."

Now Nathin is kind of a geeky guy. You know, he wears the sweater vests, hikes up his pants, wears harry potter glasses, has pale hair....but seeing this come out of his mouth made me fall over....ok, so maybe I had about 5 drinks, but that was IT. I swear.

So "Amee" got up smacked my ass (yes mine >.>) and stalked away, giving Nate a good smack in the face with her large purse.

Thats really all I remember from that night....I think we stumbled back into the tents and I passed out...haha.

It was a fun trip though, and no, there wasn't a whole lot of drinking. I probably drank the least, though I'm not as wild as the others..haha.

There is more, and more...and to me I'd find it funny, but I'm not quite sure you'd find it humorous unless you were drunk and stumbling over sticks to get back to bed before we get caught...

But no one was injured, no one was really hurt.

I got tan, but then again all of us did. Haha, so...yea.

That was a clip of Camping with no Parental Units!

Haha see ya,

~Ash