Oh Canada

So.


I know what you're thinking.

Well, if you were zayla, you'd be thinking:


ASH! where the *bleep* hae you been? I have been freaking checking this *cuss word* blog all the time, because according to Clary, YOU DIDN"T POST ABOUT HOMECOMING or even ABOUT YOUR *Stupid is a naughty word :p* TRIP TO CANADA! WHERE THE *Wow Zayla has an explicit mind* ARE YOU NOW ADAYS!??


Thank you Zayla's permanant mark on my mind to share that...

No, I have been to homecoming, I am dealing with being a father, I am planning my future already, and yes

I am in Canada!

Victoria, to be exact. I Drove to Vancouver the first three nights, went to the Hard Rock Cafe, went to a couple shops, you know. I was a tourist. :)

Then I came back into the states, then took a ferry to Victoria, which is in canada. In Victoria I went to mueseums mostly (I want to write a Realistic Fiction novel when I'm older, and I'm researching pretty much) . I read about Natie American Nomads in Canada. I was a weird kid among old people. Ya know, they asked if I was a history major, then when I told them I want to work on Cars and be a collector they just kinda walked away after that.

Kidding, I told them I want to have a literature major. I'm not too mean to elders..mostly.

I saw Dinosuars today :) I've been telling everyone that today because besides calling Clary, that was one of the highlights in my day. It was kind of awkwardly cool...if you know what I mean.

Because I am 18, I go into a Dinosuar mueseum, and there are little kids running around, pulling exhausted guardians along with them. And Here I am, a soon-to-be father acting as excited as a kid to see the femur of a Tyranosuarus Rex. What a lovely dad I'll be.

I am having a problem spelling today. I am getting confused with Vowels today. Its really bothering me.


I am totally not tired, een though its midnight and I have to drive the three hours back home tomorrow. Why? I know what someone would ask me:

Did you have more Caffine today, Ash?


No. I have not had caffine since my rant on the Boards thank you. Me+Coffee=NO WAY ARE WE GOING TO LIVE...kidding, again. But I seriously have these spazz attacks that aren't normal for me. And that can be hazardous in Canada, since I'm alone.

ANYWAY, why I'm really excited and talking really weird by saying "totally, and like, etc" is because tomorrow, I go home and get to see Clary. :)


Oh gof, I wish I could say I was drunk, because I really feel like it (god I keep wanting to type totally, I AM HANGING OUT WITH TOO MANY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS. no offense or anything...I need to call Seth and Cooper when I get home now...they need to bring back my manliness) Again, wish I could say I was drunk, high, just got my head through a brick wall, something that would make up for this......rant.

What is the point of this blog anyway? I mean really, I hope you guys are laughing your ass off, because I at this moment, am sitting in an icicle room. I got a hotel that gave me a room, with no heat. yes. In canada. the practically population of 1 country because there is NOTHING THERE, JUST FREAKING ICE AND SNOW, and they gave me a room with only three blankets, and a giant door that does not lock.

How safe do I feel? As safe as being in prison, thats how safe I feel.

Oh god, ok, So I was talking to Clary right, and in the background of her phone, I hear this:


"Oh no, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square, R-A-P-E, Get that thing away from me, RAPE! RAPE!"


Guess who was singing it?

Your mom? No.

Clary? No..

Alysa? Bingo.

She created that song with her new boyfriend (who reminds me a lot of Nathin) when they were "bored and had nothing to do".

Oh well, better than having intercourse.

So anyway, I'm freezing cold, in Canada, hoping I am not appealing to any runaway sex offenders who have an interest in guys...

Ok really, have you ever noticed, that a lot of guys aren't raped a lot? I mean, yea the high school gym teachers and the freaky plastic Jackson guy, but really, offenders mostly prey on girls...just a random thought.

My god, what is this blog about?

About nothing. About making you LAUGH. I hoped you laughed during this...


I mean...really....

I feel like talking like a valley girl........no offense..

GOD WHAT AM I SAYING...

I think I should probably go before I act too much like my sister....

I should sleep....

what was I going to tell you...

It was something you wanted to know too...
Damn...

It was good, and once I remember it, I'll tell you....

In my next blog I'm going to answer questions...

SO LEAVE QUESTIONS.

THey can be simple, like:

What's your favorite drink from Starbucks?

or

what's your favorite animal?

I am in desparate need to call cooper and Seth...now. Sunday, we are hanging out.

Alright Coop? Alright Seth? Ok. Bring Zayla and Savy, they probably want to hang out with Clary anyway.

anyway............................

Its entertaining to watch the periods go by.....

really, try it.

...........................................


I don't sound eighteen.

I sound like a twelve year old girl (no offense)

gosh I'm being offensive today.

Ok, just one more fun word.....


Crap I forgot it.

OH I REMEBER IT..


"Holy Geez, Batman!"


I love comics, you can ask me almost anything about comics and I'll knowthem. Except sadly, I'm not a huge fan of Marvel comics. They are just copying DC comics.

I like Superman, Batman, and Flash more than I like the Hulk or....hmm, what other lame marvel character.

I liked the Fantastic Four, and I also like Spiderman and Iron Man, but...DC comics just makes me happy.

I think I am now considered a freak.


See ya in the United States,

~ASH